and barry's asking my advice about maureen. what do i know? i'm 13 years old. >> my job was to keep throwing water on both of these people because they were both after each other at that time. >> and it wouldn't have played well on tv. >> no. >> you were introducing barry to maureen's friends who came on the set. >> that's right. and he bought into that. >> he did? >> yeah. go for the friends. >> there's more of them. >> speaking of romances and that. i'm looking at you two. talk about the doghouse. tiger's doghouse? >> yes. >> what happened there? >> we started -- we started the whole romance thing. >> i was hot for cindy. >> you guys got -- didn't you get married? >> maureen mccormack performed the ceremony. >> didn't we get divorced two weeks later? >> we did. eve. eve was developing. and i wasn't. >> how old was i? 10? 9? >> we were advanced. >> we were very precocious. >> this is really like a family. as you said, never number one. i thought that you were. couldn't believe it was just five seasons. and these people in our audience and onl